Deece Mug Gets Lost, Nobody Cares

                     Early this morning, an undercover security officer finally found the missing Deece mug. Security had sent out an Amber Alert on Friday at 10:00pm for the missing mug. Tensions were high as the loss would have set the Deece back $2.46. As of now, there are several suspected accomplices, including the professor who turned out to be a homeless man and the notorious mug smuggler "Big O". 
          Students who were asked about this situation tended to "not give a shit." The disparity between the overreaction of Security forces and the underwhelming response by students may be evidence of something. Exactly what this is, I do not know.