Campus Environmental Groups Coin Term "Bottled Water Bitch"

          After a failed attempt to pass a resolution effectively banning bottled water on campus, many environmental groups at VC are teaming up to stop environmental desecration. They have come up with an approach akin to 'trash-talk'. But it's not your average, "Yo mama's so stupid, she put paper in the plastic bin" jokes. 

          These environmental groups are targeting the consumer's buying power, and triggering buyer's remorse by quietly whispering "Bottled Water Bitch" as students walk away, holding their liquid oppression. This is not meant to target women, or indeed even people buying bottled water. It is a gesture to raise awareness about the needless damage bottled water does to our environment.