Late last night, Hugh Canduit '13, was sitting down to enjoy his 6 foot water-pipe when he had an epiphany about its phallic shape. After having a good laugh, he realized his water-pipe could be seen as a substitute penis. "I can't believe I'd never noticed before how I'm using this long tubular structure as an imitation of my manly-hood."Embarrassed, he quickly tried to pawn it off on a female, but most responded that they didn't want a water-pipe that "makes me feel like I'm sucking dick" as Sue Age '15 so succinctly put it.
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