VC Patrol Recruiting Members for Campus Militia

A member of Matt's Militia shows how to correctly shoot a potato gun.

          Have you been hearing war cries at 3 a.m.? Observed groups of students performing drills in the wee hours of the morning? Noticed an extra dose of fatigue and paranoia in Patrol members? The VC Nargus can exclusively report that Patrol has begun training as a militia group, nicknamed Matt's Militia.
          The leader of the student-run group spoke with us exclusively under anonymity, and claimed she was only trying to keep VC safe. General Sauce described complex security drills and claims she keeps at least 2 soldiers stationed at the entrances from dawn until dusk, ready to attack with brand-new potato guns. She did admit that so far they had only had an altercation with a pack of wompwomps coming back from a late night, but General Sauce claims that Matt's Militia is an integral part of VC security.