Who can resist writing an anonymous note to the asshole who peed all over the toilet seat? Or to the person who left their cup-o-noodles in and around the sink? It's always "we live together" this, and "golden rule" that. Sticky-note notices have become a norm at VC as a non-confrontational way to tell someone to piss-off because they're making everyone else's lives hard.
But recently there has been a flagrant abuser of the sticky-note system. This person is leaving notes that have nothing to do with anything. But they always contain a sassy remark that targets the reader's self worth. The administration has deemed these notes "hostile to the students' living environment" and is teaming up with security who claims the notes are a "fire hazard". Together, wielding maximum judicial power, the team has located, detained and prosecuted the perpetrator. The punishment has not been set, but may range from menial labor to expulsion. Stay tuned for further details.
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