Saturday, April 14, 2012

Administration Assumes Students Can Afford iPads

          As loyal Mac users, VC students would seem like ideal targets of Apple's sleek, progressive marketing. However, a new set of banners in the College Center, totaling over $900, advertising the new iPad will likely end up being a waste of money.
          One VC Nargus reporter has calculated an equvalency chart. One new iPad, starting at $499, could also buy you one of the following:

- 71 hamburgers at The Retreat

- 38 12-packs of Natty Light

- 8 day trips to King's Dominion

- 2403.8 mega-bouncing balls

- 6 blow-up sex dolls

          Needless to say, I hope a drunk student either pees on, defaces or steals these presumptuous posters tonight.

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