Dear Nargus Readers,
         This past week you have may noticed a complete lack of articles. Last Monday we were left a tip from a concerned reader about the wompwomp drug running story. It turned out we had stumbled on something much hairier. In our weeklong undercover investigation we found that the creatures have actually formed a mafia on campus. Fortunately they have not yet mastered, or really discovered, technology, so we will continue to bring updates via the inter-web.


Sincerely,
Editors-in-Chiefs