Monday, April 9, 2012

Womp Womps Discovered to Be Drug Runners On Campus

This womp womp seems to have gotten high on his own supply.
           Why do the dirty work when you can have an animal take the fall? Early this morning, a strung-out womp womp was discovered trying to solicit sexual favors to a freshman. The womp womp was carrying a small satchell filled with all sorts of drug stuff. Far from the affectionate animals seen running around campus, womp womps are visciously loyal, extremely territorial and will f**ck you up if you try to steal their corner. Womp womps have become the hustlers at VC. It is even suspected that there may be prostitution ring forming under womp womp leader Rev. Quatro Foil.

2 comments:

  1. I heard that Baldwin, in response to this threat, has begun searching for womp womp bite antidote. Somehow, all searches for "womp womp bite antidote" lead back to the same strange address in western Pennsylvania. Conspiracy?

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  2. That, sir, is a picture of a badger, not a womp womp.

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