The Fire Safety Squad (FSS) has been extremely busy these past few months. They've thrown up signs all over campus announcing violations, regulations, and even a few sonambulations. They have shut down elevators and generally laid down the law when it comes to the safety and flammability of every single thing on campus.
A recent proposal hoped to ban upholstered furniture at VC, causing controversy among many students living off campus. But the Fire Safety Squad is reconsidering the effect this may have on student's freedoms.
Instead, they are proposing to eliminate the traditional dorm structure all together and replacing rooms with fully fire-resistant lead-box housing units (prototypes pictured here). However, the Office of Health is concerned that the lead may leech into the students belongings and cause lead poisoning.
Details to follow.
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