Rash of Peep Fights Destroys All Microwaves on Campus

          With Easter comes those delicious chick-shaped marshmallow delights, and also that age old game of Peep Fighting, where two peeps are placed in a microwave and fight to the death until one explodes. An influx of peeps due their record low prices this year prompted a massive number of fights to take place, with students betting everything from a few dollars to meal swipes.
           Unfortunately the old microwaves on campus couldn't hack it and there are now no working microwaves on campus. This may be for the best, as no one wanted to clean up the sticky carnage left over from the epic battles.