Sunday, March 25, 2012

Piano Un-Tuner Finally Caught

          If you've been subjected to poorly played piano music this week, don't blame the musician. Since the college came back from spring break, a previously unidentified person had been making the rounds of the dorms, un-tuning the pianos and causing every piece played to be a sure cacophony. This musical torture was inflicted not only on the player but on the entire dorm who was forced to hear.


  The culprit, Hal Apenyo '13, was finally caught Thursday night 
while sticking pencils in one of the pianos. He was caught by 
the newly formed vigilante group Players for Peace who had set 
up watchgroups for all the dorm pianos. When caught, Apenypo 
refused questioning and will be sentenced within the next few 
days. PFP is lobbying for a week in solitude with nothing but the 
sounds of an introductory keyboard class attended by 5 year olds.

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