"We Want The Right!!" This chant came from a vigilante group, protesting inside the Retreat on Thursday against the ban of sale of bottled water on campus. The group DERP (Don't Eliminate our Right to Purchase) has responded militantly to this ban. Exercising their right to bear arms, they have taken over a corner of the Retreat and hope to scare enough people to begin negotiations.
One DERP member has actually locked himself in one of the vending refridgerators that houses the alledged bottled water, in order to protect it from removal. He has a sign tied to his neck that reads, "Inform, don't infringe!"
The environmental benefit of a 2,000 person college giving up bottled water is obvious, and we hail both sides for such an objective and rigorous debate.
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