Thursday, March 29, 2012

Hot New Trend Sweeping VC Campus: Snack Hat

          The hottest lifestyle accessory to catch on at VC is Snack Hat, 'The hat with pockets for food on the go!' It was conceived by two like-minded entrepreneurs who saw an opening in the college hat market. The designers emphasized that "the user is no longer confined to a singular mode of snack storage; Snack Hat breaks down all barriers of snack transportation. It is a total revolution of both accessibility and interaction."
          Snack Hat is multifunctional and can hold a variety snacks and even non-snack items, like crayons, Chapstick, condoms, and cigarettes. One can wear Snack Hat virtually anywhere, anytime, garnering the respect and admiration from all those around them. 
          Needless to say, Snack Hat has become a cult item. With a very limited number of editions, it is in high demand and students are scrambling to get their hands on one. 

[The Editors of the VC Nargus fully endorse Snack Hat, which is very, very real.]

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