BREAKING NEWS -- Late Monday night, VC Security forces heard drums and chanting coming from the Lathrop basement. They cautiously ventured down and found the basement dark. Donning shields and turning on night-vision, security was excited to use the new riot gear they had just purchased.
Security forces approached the sound and realized it was eminating from a large blow-up Incredible Hulk, Jumanji style. The collective consciousness had apparently been hiding since the mid-nineties, but from what, we cannot say at this time. Students were surprised to learn this. Senior Jan Newbaum comments, "Its about time. We have to rally, dust it off, and reclaim our collective consciousness." However, freshman Billy Greenthaw is less optimistic, "Serves us right. The college has turned its back on it's collective consciousness. The campus is already so detatched, within itself and within the community, there's no hope. Head for the shelters!"
The campus gallery has offered to put it on display where students can view it for a small fee.
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