When Disaster Strikes at Dinner: Deece Serves Live Cow Instead of Regular Burgers

          CONTRIBUTING REPORTER-In one of the most-talked about turn of events occurring in the ACDC since the infamous ‘Great Banana Robbery of ’87’, students who asked for a hamburger, cheeseburger, or any variation of the two, were not given their order.  Instead, they were wordlessly directed towards a back room containing a fairly large, ambling cow, affectionately named Betsy.  When asked about what this all means, an ACDC director dispassionately replied, “No comment”. 

          Some students have surmised, since it was a Monday, strong-arm Meatless Monday activists went to great lengths to ensure that no one would be able to eat meat.  Others proposed that this was some sort of avant-garde pop-up restaurant.  “This is culinary experimentation at its best” one junior commented.  “A bold chef seems to be really testing his or her skills with regards to the way meat is prepared.  And, the best part is, it’s locally grown, and totally organic”.  In any case, Betsy has been let free, and can be spotted grazing around Sunset Lake.