Men's Lacrosse and Baseball Teams Hold 'Kitchen-In' to Support Women

          At this very moment, the men's lacrosse and baseball teams, in hot water over a controversial poster, are holding a Kitchen-In to show that they are sorry. The poster proclaimed "Guys, Please Come Drunk, Girls Stay in the Kitchen" so in recompense the two teams are spending 12 hours in the kitchen and living rooms of their respective team TH's cooking, cleaning, and understanding the hard life that women lead as homemakers. Some have even (questionably) elected to wear simulation pregnancy bellies, to fully understand what it means to Be Woman.
          As of right now, 5 hours in, there does seem to be some change. "Wow, this is even harder than team practice!" proclaimed baseball sophomore Apoop Mapanz. And Justin Case, a lacrosse junior, said that he "really understands what kind of hard work my future wife is going to have to do (cross my fingers for a Vassar girl!)."
UPDATE (6 hours in): It appears that the teams' female counterparts are contributing at the halfway point by getting drunk outside and then getting sick all over the just cleaned houses, for a true role-reversal.