Recently, Like-a-Little Flooded with Pleas for 'Companionship,' Students are Bewildered and Traffic to the Site Plunges

          Like-a-Little makes a point of being a way to chat with other people and express interest in those around you. A few months ago, when this reporter went on Like-a-Little, he was bombarded with messages like "A/S/L?", "Wheres da party at?". Here is an actual conversation between himself and another random student at the time (reporter is Blueberry_789).

Strawberry_989@VC: asl?

Blueberry_789@VC: m/19/vassar

Strawberry_989@VC: m/19/big dick

Blueberry_789@VC: very interesting

Strawberry_989@VC: where you att

Blueberry_789@VC: at vassar

Strawberry_989@VC: me too

come to main ;)

Blueberry_789@VC: its so cold outside....

Strawberry_989@VC: ill come to you?

Blueberry_789@VC: no thank you.

The tone of this conversation was an obvious ploy to engage in sexual relations.


          But recently there has been a drastic shift towards casual conversations, on topics ranging from music to favourite movies and food. Here is the transcript of a conversation the report had recently (reporter is Grapefruit_769):

Grapefruit_769@VC: how has your day been?

Melon_105@VC: it's been okay. i've been having a lot of conflicting emotions

Grapefruit_769@VC: oh, I'm so sorry. Want to talk about it?

This trend has caused the traffic to the site to plummet as people are being subjected to these long winded conversations about life, respect, trust and companionship.